Traveling in Xi'an is simply too "miserable"!
在西安旅游真的太“痛苦”了！
One ticket for the city wall can actually take you a whole day to visit!
一张城墙门票居然能逛一整天！
From Yongning Gate to Anding Gate, walking around the 18 city gates, my legs are "almost broken"
从永宁门走到安定门，18个城门逛一圈腿都“快断了”
It's so easy to dominate the sports chart and become a standout bag every day!
轻轻松松霸屏运动榜，每天都当显眼包！
At the morning market where you can have three full meals for just 20 yuan
20块就能吃饱三顿的早市
Biangbiang noodles, oil-splashed noodles and minced meat noodles are bombarded one after another
biangbiang 面、油泼面、臊子面轮番轰炸
Every bowl is so fragrant that you want to lick the plate.
每碗都香到舔盘
Your weight loss plan has directly "come to nothing"!
减肥计划直接宣告“破产”！
Here, the Pao Mo is just a pancake for you to break.
这儿的泡馍明明给个饼让自己掰就好
But you insist on watching Qin Opera performances in an old brand with air conditioning！
非要在老字号里吹着空调看秦腔表演！
Even waiting for the meal has turned into a pleasure
连等餐都变成享受
Completely losing the quick and easy joy of eating fast food!
彻底失去了吃快餐的速战速决快乐！
There are subways everywhere, and the transportation network is so dense that it's outrageous!
到哪都有地铁，交通网密得令人发指！
Line 2 runs through the past and present, and Line 4 links Daming Palace with the Big Wild Goose Pagoda!
2号线贯穿古今，4号线串起大明宫与大雁塔
Even the airport and high-speed railway station are seamlessly connected. There's simply no chance to lose weight by walking
连机场高铁站都无缝衔接，根本没机会走路减肥
The most "detestable" ones are the locals!
最“可恶”的是本地人！
Just ask for directions and take you directly to your destination
问个路直接把你带到目的地
When you have a good chat, they even treat you to zenggao - how could this be tourism? It's clearly home!
聊开心了还请你吃甑糕——这哪是旅游？分明是回家了！
The Shaanxi History Museum is open to the public for free. Its reservation system is particularly intelligent
陕西历史博物馆免费开放，预约系统还特别智能
The bronze wares and Tang Tri-color glazed pottery are so dazzling that one can't help but be absorbed in the explanations
青铜器唐三彩看得人眼花缭乱，听讲解听到入迷
The amount of knowledge is seriously overloaded
知识量严重超载
Just a few casual steps and you'll find a historical site, with a rich historical heritage that overflows!
随便走两步就是古迹，历史底蕴浓到溢出！
"Painful" brain capacity is insufficient!
“痛苦”脑容量不够用！
Hanfu rental, makeup and styling. Walking on the bluestone road, I'm always asked for photos
“汉服租赁包妆造，走在青石路上总被求合影
The Terracotta Army, the ancient city wall, and the Big Wild Goose Pagoda are all great pictures
兵马俑、古城墙、大雁塔随便拍都是大片
I was forced to be a fugitive princess of the prosperous Tang Dynasty all day long，"How annoying!"
被迫当了整天的盛唐在逃公主“真烦人”！
This kind of "pain" I would like to call - a sweet blow to the ancient capital of thirteen dynasties!
这种“痛苦”我愿称之为——十三朝古都的甜蜜暴击！
Come to Xi 'an to experience this addictive "annoyance"!
快来西安体验这份让人欲罢不能的“烦恼”吧！
